| Movie | The Big O |
| Nutshell | Shitty alleged documentary that is supposedly about modern women's difficulty with achieving orgasm but really about a loser with a video camera videotaping (badly) three basket cases with serious sexual dysfunction as they travel from quack to quack to quack. |
| Good Things | At least it's under 90 minutes and one of the subjects is not entirely deranged. |
| Bad Things | Bad framing, bad lighting, absence of script, unsupported supposed "statistics", bad paintings, brief vox populi snippets that go nowhere, big hair, emotionally stunted people yammering on and on. |
| Features | Some nice boots, a Scottish stripper, more machinery than a Caterpillar showroom (Zing! Thank you! I'll be here all week!) |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Well sweet Jesus - MOST OF THE FUCKING MOVIE! |
| Notable | When people congratulate themselves and say this is an "important" film about a subject that "society" ignores so it can marginalize women.. please tell them right away to go fuck themselves. |
| Best Part | Grrrrrr..... |
| Best Line | "I have books about it -- I haven't read them..." |
| Crowns | 0 out of 5 |