Movie	Austin Powers in Goldmember
Guest Reviewer	Nathan Arizona
Nutshell	The super-spy with super-bad teeth is back and everyone is dealing with father issues.
Good Things	Clever use of subtitles, cameo-palooza (I'm not going to ruin the surprise by saying who), sharks with friggin' laser beams!
Bad Things	Fat Bastard's gastrointestinal problems, not enough of Michael Caine and Robert Wagner
Features	Time travel, some blaxploitation, roller disco, combover
Uncomfortable Moments	The hamper at the sumo wrestlers' dojo
Notable	This movie must have some kind of record for product placement.
Best Part	The opening sequence... until the stupid projectionist fucked it all up.
Best Line	"HEY ASSHOLE!"
Crowns	3 1/2 out of 5