Movie	American Pie 2
Nutshell	These kids try to get laid.
Good Things	Strangely, the band camp jokes hold up. Love that Alyson Hannigan.
Bad Things	Make-fun-of-the-Jew plot, Eugene Levy, old characters brought back to do nothing in particular, lesbian jokes, retarded trombone player kid jokes
Features	Chris Klein yum yum, Mena Suvari, Natasha Lyonne, Tara Reid, Jason Biggs, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Jennifer, Chris Owen, Casey Affleck (!), Larry Drake, Jennifer Coolidge
Uncomfortable Moments	Shannon Elizabeth's whole non-acting, bad-wig, butterfly-hairclips-despite-rumored-European-hipness, unidentifiable-baltic-accent, foreign exchange student thing. I mean, what the fuck?
Notable	I'm going to go out on a limb and take a stand and say that there's just too many people getting hit in the sack in movies nowadays.
Best Part	I don't care what you say, I love Seann William Scott despite this movie and the superfluous letter N
Best Line	"I got peed on."
Crowns	2 out of 5